Things Dads Say to Other Dads at Farmers Markets

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1. I brought Ramona and Django to silent story time. They can’t wait to go back.

2. Your om circle is on the 16th, right?

3. I’m breaking out my lathe next weekend if you want to come over.

4. Oh I can’t forget to get some quince.

5. We did a burial ceremony for Salinger’s pet fish last night.

6. Are you still working on your hurdlers pose?

7. Be honest: should I try a juice cleanse?

8. I signed Saffron up to volunteer at the hospital on her birthday.

9. Where can we donate our TVs?

10. Ugh my tattoo itches.

11. Matilda insists on sleep training but I’m just not ready for it yet.

12. I’ve got a SCOBY ready for you if you still want it.

13. Do you contribute during member drives or are you a sustaining member?

14. I taught Leopold how to make mustard this morning.

15. So, how do you grind your flax?